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E-Brake

When a male who has been masturbating reaches climax, pulls back on the penis hard (like an e-brake handle) and attempts to shoot his ejaculate into his own mouth

It was a little awkward explaining to my wife that I wouldn't kiss her because I came so hard earlier that I accidentally gave myself an E-Brake...

by Danbman77 March 5, 2021


Eazy-E

The founder of N.W.A., the godfather of gangsta rap. Eazy-E is kinda underrated, but definitely deserves the credit that other rappers like 2Pac and Biggie Smalls get. His rap career was cut short by him dying of aids.

Tyrone: "Man, Eazy-E was an amazing rapper and he made some bangers like Boys N Tha Hood and Eazy Duz It. Imagine rap if he was alive today."
Shaun: "Niggas be riding 2Pac's dick like he was some kind of god, Eazy and N.W.A. basically invented gansta rap!"
Johnny: "Lil Yachty is gangsta!"
Shaun: "Lil Yachty my ass!"

by dESpIcAbLE REtArD August 10, 2019


e-Watch

It's like email; only for T.V.

Nah, I missed it. It's cool though, I'll just e-Watch it later.

by tornado_freek September 26, 2010


E-douche

noun; a person who, when replying to a post, blog or status update they disagree with, will try to make the poster feel bad by making dismissive, flaming or relatively untrue comments about the initial post, stating their opinion, copying and pasting a large article or list from Wikipedia to prove their point, taking up large amounts of text space on the page in a self-important gesture and then summing up by making the poster feel stupid for having an opinion in the first place.

Joseph: "wants to know if Tom Cruise regrets destroying his career."

Matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda....gone

Carol: What career ....?

David: Oh stop Top Gun is still one of the coolest movies. And regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.

David: The Hardy Men (2013)

Mission: Impossible IV (2011)
Knight and Day (2010)

Valkyrie (2008)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Lions for Lambs (2007)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
War of the Worlds (2005)
Collateral (2004)
The Last Samurai (2003)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Magnolia (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
The Firm (1993)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Far and Away (1992)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Rain Man (1988)

Cocktail (1988)
The Color of Money (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
Legend (1985)

All the Right Moves (1983)

Risky Business (1983)
Losin' It (1983)
The Outsiders (1983)

Taps (1981)

Endless Love (1981)

How many movies have you been in?

Joseph: David? Stop being an e-douche.

by RTLegerJR July 3, 2010


E-NIGGA

a dude pretending to be a girl in VR-CHAT

vR CHAD 1: Yo that avitar is looking hot.

VR Chad2: Careful that could be a whole as E-NIGGA.

by VR CHAT 1 April 21, 2021


E-barrassment

To embarrass someone through the use of digital means such as the uploading of questionable pictures in electronic communities or to be mentioned in the facebook or msn status of someone you are not getting along with for the rest of the world to see..

Dude, I know you are mad at me, but was there a real need to upload the pic of me pucking at the new year party? Talk about E-barrassment!

or

Yep, they had a very nasty breakupt last time I checked her facebook she was e-barrasing the hell out of him by mentioning she is no longer dating guys with performance problems.

by El Cuni August 5, 2009

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E-Pumpkin

e-pumpkins are usually pumpkins who play games online and can be found on either twitter or discord, they send pieces of pumpkin and pumpkin pictures or even sell them. They can also be found on twitch, the difference between a normal pumpkin who plays video games and an e-pumpkin is that an e-pumpkin begs for money or sells parts of itself for it.

*Pumpkin being carved on stream*
Viewer: That pumpkin is such an E-Pumpkin

by AdventureApollo October 13, 2020