Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
someone dies but its kid friendly
Man 1: ey man i heard that the team working on gta 6 got game ended
man 2: oh
An alternate ending of the famous 177013 doujin where we see Josuke Higashikata, a jojo's bizarre adventure charachter who can heal persons. During his appearance using the manga panels, he heals the girl from 177013, thus giving her a good ending.
"Man, 177013 is truly sad, i feel bad for her"
"Don't worry, read the josuke ending, you'll pray it's canon"
Hatch end high school is for people who don't get into harrow high, cannons or Whitmore. It's all white rejects in here.
I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WRITING AN EXAMPLE OF THE WAY ITS USED.
Hatch end High school is not based.
A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.
Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."
Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."
If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.
When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face