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A retard saying, "Amen!" to every saying in the bible. AKA Christian Fanatic. Not to be confused with deeply religious Catholics and Evangelicals.
"Thou shall spill the seed in the whore's womb than to spill it onto the ground."
A Jesus Freak: "Amen Brother! Now to hunt me down some queers!"
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Jesus Freak: not, as many seem to believe, any christian. most christians are okay. but jesus freaks are in a class of their own. every religion has the fanatics, and the reason christianity has one with a name is because the religion is in the government and ruining peoples lives... ahem. anyway, a jesus freak is a christian who a)thinks anyone who isnt christian is a satanist, b)thinks they have to kill these "Satanists", c)is a homophobe (if theyre a homophobe because that's what the LORD says...x.x), d)goes around pushing christianity on everyone and tries to "save" everything thats alive and non-christian, e)puts people down because of what they where or say or listen to if they think its going against the lord or something, and/or f) thinks god will sort the dead out and therefore doesnt care if they or someone else dies.
"Ahh, look at that person flailing about in the water, I think he's drowning... oh well, the Lord will bring him to heaven. If he's not a believer, hey, let him go to Hell!" -random jesus freak
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Used in conjunction with jesus christ and the word fuck and/or said at random.
It is said instead of just a simple jesus christ or fuck. Can be used as a verb,
adj, noun, or just about anything else.
Jimmy: Jesus FUCK!
Billy Bob: Wat happened?
Jimmy: I was just killed in Gears.
Billy: Jesus fuck, you're right.
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the single most offensive word in the english language. insulting to christians, women, and black people. Can also be referred to as JK.
That faggot over there it a fucking Jesus-KKKunt!(must be used in public to have full offensive effect)
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An extremely good college football player from the state of Alabama, who all the rednecks in the state speak of in a higher regard than Jesus.
Redneck: Did you hear Mark Ingram just won the Heisman?
Redneck 2: Step aside Joe Namath, we have a new Alabama Jesus.
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Someone who believes that they are the embodiment or equivalent of Jesus Christ. These people are often known to have an over active ego as well. Said person will go around acting as if they can heal the lame and make the blind see, and in doing so, believes they are really performing "miracles". People with a Jesus Complex will often ask women if they'd like to "let Christ enter their bodies" as well. These people are considered dangerously stupid and should be approached with condemnation and extreme prejudice.
Sally - Some guy at the party last night kept asking me if I'd like to let Jesus Christ into my body, then he told me that, he, was Jesus.
Christie - Really? That guy must have a total Jesus Complex. What an asshole.
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The only name that has the power to save, to heal, and to bless—the Name that is above all other names that can set people free from evil spirits and bondages and restore broken relationships.
Jesus Christ gives birth to the Christian community—the only one that exists for the sake of non-members—whose aim is to bring in the lost sheep that are “outside” God’s Kingdom.
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