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Scratching/stroking ones ass crack, then gently brushing finger/s under victims nose, so they catch a horrific scent...WARNING: It is possible to become obsessed with sniffing your own fingers
"Last night, outside reflex, Robbie bum fingered Vicki and she was shocked"
"Vicki scratched her ass, and sniffed her own fingers and couldn't stop....'what an odd, enchanting scent' she thought"
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Enema. Called this due to the aftermath rather resembling the above drink.
"Poor old Ethel. She was so bunged up the nurse had to suffer two bum shandy's 'till she was clear.
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When one's body doesn't digest gum and they poop it out.
Man, what are you chewing on, it smells like bum gum.
Swallowing all of that Bazooka allowed me to produce my very own bum gum!
When that girl gave me a hot rodney, she proceeded to chew on my bum gum. sick ass.
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A genetic disorder caused by the absence of the SRY gene in homo sapiens and other primates thus causing a pair of double x chromosomes to form. Henceforth these individuals develop a front bum. This disorder is not treatable and not having one when one should have one may lead to serious complications.
To quote Sir Mix A Lot "Baby got back," in the front. Therefore the bum looks as if it is attached not only to the back but to the front and the double x person looks the same from the back as the front thus creating a front bum.
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To playfully but forcefully shove one, two or three fingers up a mates bum,usually accompanied by a loud cry of "BUM BANDIT"
Ewan: "BUM BANDIT" * shoves fingers up Adam's bum
Adam: owwww, you fuck
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Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!
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When your girlfriend comes to bed after putting in a good 10 hour World of Warcraft shift and all you can smell is the hum of her sweaty bum from sitting in the chair for so long.
Boyfriend: Jesus christ, what the hell stinks?
Girlfriend addicted to WOW: tehehe that's just my craft bum
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