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back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples
man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!
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National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
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Similar to the phrase 'my balls', it is the longer, more informative version for those idiots who haven't ever heard the phrase.
Used many times by Eric Cartman in the show South Park
John - Here I have a new, mint condition guitar.
Rob - Oh! I'll pay $120.
John - $120? You're breaking my balls, man.
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Sex.
So named for the February 2010 dismissal of Brandon Davies from the BYU basketball team, less than a month before the NCAA tournament, for "breaking the BYU honor code."
After a brief period of inquiry, the media was able to determine that his infraction was not criminal in nature (the most typical reason a collegiate athlete would be kicked off a team), but because he had had consensual sex with his girlfriend. BYU's honor code forbids students from having premarital sex and instructs them to "live a chaste and virtuous life."
James:
Sup dude, you wanna come over and play Call of Duty?
Josh:
Nah man, Jessica's coming over. We're gonna be Breaking the BYU Honor Code, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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An expression used to express feelings of indifference towards a negative response to ones actions.
Bob: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?! You look like a complete douche.
John: Can't break my stride!
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When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"
"John broke up with me."
"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."
Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:
5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."
"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
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to give someone something i.e. spread the wealth.
yo dawg these your brothers, you gots to break 'em off something.
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