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When you are bought out of the company that you started / helped start.
I just got Steve Jobed out of my company today.
Biggest, sexiest man alive. Just fucks bitches, shotguns brewskis and drops logs all day long.
Bro godly Steve is a fucking beast he just shotgunned a beer off a girls head
Yessir his a god
Steve is dog shit at valorant and can't even kill the bots with out expensre's support. says he is radiant but cant even kill easy bots.
The dude that you wish you where or the one you love to hate.
Thered Asian Steve getting another car seized..like a boss.
A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.
(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)
"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"
"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"