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Hot hell we hate it here The definition of stress and extreme amounts of homework. When you arrive you immediately want to yell, “what the fuck is this dumbassery?” Where juuling in class is a must, and everyone hates everyone. We hope you make it out
“Oh god I can tell she is from South Oldham Middle School. Can you see the detrimental under eye bags that clearly show her 98 hours of homework?”
The act of driving ones heel into a females vaginal opening
I south Carolina Curb Stomped Sharquise last night
A secondary school in England, it's also known as SDCC, it's full of bullies and bitches that are homophobic and transphobic and will chuck books at you in your english lessons.
The only nice people are:
1: the emo in the year above that smoked with you everyday when you were in year 8
2: the care kid two years above you that skips class and dodges the police with you
3: The quiet art kid that is so funny and awesome when you get to know them they're also kinda the mum friend
4: the awkward weeb in your year that you have known since year seven, shes the most sweet kind amazing person and she will help u through all your issues and she will have some herself but you just need to be there and get her to talk, shes the best friend you will ever have.
5: the gay friend with the straight twin, you can discuss relationship problems together and trade tips.
Student 1: what school did u used to go to?
Student 2: SDCC (south dartmoor community college)
Student 1: oh mann im so sorry dude
Student 3: yeah bro thats rough i heard about SDCC...
"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."
-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.
Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"
Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"
Welcome to hell . The guys are gay and annoying while the skinny girls are above it all! T-posing during lunch? Detention! It must be inappropriate if we are being sent to the office. The food is shit yet for some reason we eat it. Are you constantly worried and full of anxiety when you get back from being absent because you have nearly a stack of homework ? Same here! No one cares about how you feel and thinks your existence is a joke! Welcome to south jeff middle school !!
Im depressed
Okay go kill yourself then
You are weird.
Shut the fuck up.
South jeff middle school is hell
When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.
Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!
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A new high school located in South Elgin, IL. This school is infested with kids of the emo persuasion, as well as many gangsters (also, the ever unpopular wangsters) and slutty "popular" freshmen. There are a few nerds here and there, but do we really care about that? South Elgin is a place where heads are held high with pride and excitement, but most of the time that's just the drugs keeping the students so awake. Being a student or faculty member at South Elgin comes with it's risks, though. We all remember the m80 and the "gang fight" (which sadly never happened) of 2008. SEHS can be a place of warmth and contentment, too. I'm sure I speak for every student when I say that when I look out of the library window and I see those cows grazing on the farm across the field from the track, my heart goes to mush as I awe and take in that sweet, cow-stenchy air. Mm-mm. Other than all of this nonsense, there's really nothing more to say about South Elgin except it might just be the equivalent of a blister or a parent- it just won't go away.
Do you remember the m80?
At South Elgin High School?
Yeah!
Yep. Good times.
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