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The discharge of seminal fluid under water
I could really go for some fish jizz tonight; I thought the water was a little salty but it was just this fish jizz.
A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.
When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing
female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.
This practice is often used today at college parties.
Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.
That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)
Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair
Snizz Jizzed: When a woman gets off before the guy.
Before he knew it, he had been 'Snizz Jizzed'.