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Guy: I was scared of ending up on a pike in the showers this morning, no homo though
Some other guy: cool bro
His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.
Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
someone dies but its kid friendly
Man 1: ey man i heard that the team working on gta 6 got game ended
man 2: oh
"Agat gansinmahed ende wongo" is the strange first line of a popular song from a band called "The Umbrell0rs". It means something like "in my anus lies fire".
"Ehy Nadj0r, agat gansinmahed ende wongo!" — "Ohaaaa Tschinne, toktume tschinne! May I lick yer Tellernippel and then your ass???"
The final stage of brainrot. At this stage the victim's brain is so rotted that any post or comment made by them could easily be passed off as satire or a bot comment. But nope, that is their actual thought process. They are genuinely that far gone. It is too late for these people.
What's up with Tom? He's been rambling on about human heads in toilets all day.
He's reached end rot. It's best we cut our ties with him.
Burnt end are a down syndrome persons favourite food
Man: Hey Adam Libby whats ur favourite food?
Adam: BURNT ENDS MMMMMMMMM NOTTTT BADDDDD