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The most simple, yet complex language, with an estimated 1,400,000,000 speakers worldwide. The language is used via one word - honk, with meaning derived from context. A loud honk at a green light typically expresses anger at a driver for not going fast enough, while a soft honk at a pedestrian is usually a polite request to walk faster.
Car 1: HONK!!!
Car 2: Honk?
Car 3: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!
News reporter: That there is a demonstration of Car-Horn-Ese
Any television show that reasonably intelligent people would describe as horrible but many people watch religiously anyway because it is just so bad they can't bring themselves to look away or change the channel or, God forbid, turn the tv off. Most "reality" tv shows would fall under this category.
"I can't wait to get home and watch Survivor, Beauty and the Geek and The Apprentice. Too bad I'll have to Tivo American Idol and Dancing with the Stars. Just can't get enough of that car wreck tv!"
it’s like stanning for clear skin but instead for clear car window
“dude that’s so fuckin’ swag stan that for clear car window”
A drinking event at a party that usually involves group effort (preferably 10+ people) . The person getting a Tijuana Car wash is referred to as “the Car” . It starts by one person(the car) laying on a long table. Two volunteers hold onto a arm on opposite sides of the table dragging “the car” across on his/her back. While the rest of the party stand on each side of the table pouring drinks & shoving snacks into “the car” mouth while they are being dragged across the table on their back. When “the car” reaches the end of the table they are greeted by the biggest breast woman at the party who will then pour tequila into his/her mouth then shove a lime down “the cars” mouth.
Person 1: WHO WANTS TO DO A TIJUANA CAR WASH?!
Person 2: I’ll be the car!
*person 2 is then thrown on his back on a table while the party preforms a tijuana car wash*
Someone who falls in love quickly and easily and can develop deep emotions for someone else in a short time. These people usually end up getting rejected, but they don’t move on nearly as quickly as they fell in love. This word-phrase was most notability used by the legendary Fall Out Boy.
Johnny just got rejected by that girl today, he only knew her for a few weeks and already said he loved her, damn he sure is a crash car heart.
its a fucking lambo now go fuck yourself
my nans car is a lambo that can turn into a tank now go fucking die
A phrase that is said by Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7 to Ethan when Jack ‘hijacks’ the car Ethan tried to kill him with
NICE CAR, ETHAN