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a look of lost bewilderment.
Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..
Jill: huh?
Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.
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a street name for quaaludes
yo that some good shit that Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice
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a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
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Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!
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An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
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In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.
ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow
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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
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From the song 'Yeah!' by usher, 'lil jon, and ludacris. In this part ludacris is talking about getting a hand job.
The 'head' being the head of his dick, and 'milk' being the cum out of his 'cow' (his dick.) He wants the girl to give him a handjob and make him cum.
Ludacris' part in 'Yeah!' :
My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, ***If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!****
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ..
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