Being an absolute mad dog. Some may be referred to as a mad cunt or sick cunt.
Fuck! He's been struck by the mad dog disease, what a mad dog!
Causes excessive touching and need for love. Can lead to a nerdy look and a pedo stash. Symptoms may be attracted to you girlfriends good friend and having glasses
I got the Pranu Disease after fist bumping him!
Scully disease can strike at any time of life. Most notable symptoms are the growth of a flat top and eventual metamorphosis into a gigantic old baby
Yo man that scully disease got me singing opera
A disease that causes you to hate fries, hate video games mods, and start doxing people over Minecraft servers. It can not be cured.
Person 1: What do you think about fries?
Person 2: FUCK FRIES
Person 1: oh no you have Very Mushroom Disease don't you?
Every time you miss your target by one hole in soft tip darts usually by a man named Dave.
You are suffering from one hole disease.
When too many women are willing to have sex with you, most of those women catch feelings and won't let you be with any other women.
Damn man, he gets all the women, but he better be careful he doesn't get The O'Hara Brother's Disease, or else he could be in a whole world of hurt.
when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE