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When you duct tape a hotdog to your dick then shove it up a girls ass
Damn that was some good dong dicking.
a filthy rich person. bourgeois, and is sometimes really stoned
yo, noblis obelige. can you buy me a moncler, dong hyun?
Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.
Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.
At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."
And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.
(Book of Dong 6:12)
And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."
(Book of Dong 6:13)
And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
Holy fuck I love the Book of Dong. It's great!
Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night
The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi