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It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"
It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"
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Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.
The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.
Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"
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When something is so freaking awesome that you can’t even find the right words to express it.
Originating on the fanfiction website Archive of Our Own/AO3, “You have already left kudos here. :)” is the message that appears when a registered user tries to leave an additional kudos on someone’s work, despite the one-kudos-per-work limit.
“This song?!? Is?!?? I have already left kudos here?!!???”
“When you try to leave kudos but you have already left kudos here”
“Aahafidjs this drawing is beautiful oml thank u, have I already left kudos here because,,,,,”
whyd you have to kill my cat
And time and time,I play the empath
literally the best line in twilight: new moon.
bella! where the hell have you been loca?!?!???
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Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.
Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"
"... Your dad should have pulled out."
"LOL!!!1!"
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Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.
I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.
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