pants allergies

A preference for jeans, even in the work place and "grown up" world; an aversion to slacks.

I can't go to that client meeting! I have serious pants allergies!

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pants candy

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.

Is pants candy a term that demeans women?

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nunu pants

when you have poop smeared all over your pants, the act of being annoying

damn. you iz such a nunu pants.

damn. look at those nunu pants.

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Bitch Pants

Men's pants with multiple buttons and no zipper. Leads to difficulty when a woman tries to remove his "bitch pants".

see mikonos

Mick was wearing his bitch pants last night so he didn't get any.

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plumber pants

Unattractively low rise pants which reveal an unpleasant view for everyone around when the wearer bends over.

I really didn't need to see that guy's plumber pants. Excuse me while I vomit.

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candy pants

someone with a rather large ass.

Want to dance candy pants?

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pant load

A derogatory term, referencing a load of cum in one's pants.

That guy is such a pant load.

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