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An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.
Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw
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Girl: Im on my period baby we cant fuck.
Dude: The hell we cant, do you want to get your ring busted.
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An NBA player who has never won a championship.
Charles Barkley - "Do you think Lebron James can rival your position as the GOAT?"
Michael Jordan - "The fuck your ass talkin bout fool, you ain't got shit, don't be talkin down to me, no ring having ass nigga"
(A phrase from Mario Puzo's The Godfather ) meaning: respect my authority, or else...suffer the negative consequences.
Mother: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic, now, kiss the Don's ring, or die trying. Adam, go do your homework.
Adam:get of my planet, at least for now, ill do my homework later.
Mother: okay, but, lol, I'm cutting off your allowance if you don't do your homework at all.
Adam: got that.
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(N.) Something really cool and kooky!
Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune.
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The act of a female allowing her boyfriend to penetrate her anally with his penis. In doing so, she proves herself to be marriage material.
Doug: Hey Rob, you've been spending a lot of time with Nancy lately.
Rob: Yeah, I think she's the one.
Doug: Wicka-Wicka what???
Rob: Dude, she put her ring on it.
Doug: Tight!
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to vomit so violently that one anus nearly comes out of ones own mouth
look here Kevin, if that's your tenth donner kebab, you're definitely gonna spew up your ring!
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