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When you vomit a little bit in your mouth and swallow it like you swallow the fact you don't have a life whenever you see a picture of a featherless chicken.
"Dude have you seen those featherless chickens, man I just got bad mouth vomit."
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When two like minded folks get together in a vigorous simi violent sexual episode and one of them takes control of the bout by pinning the other down for a minimum of 20 mins only using the mouth to attack the penis or vagina.
Right when I finish jacking myself off with ur asshole I would like for u to give me a mouth hug.
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when you suck off more than two guys in one go/day
that bitch just sucked off four dudes, she's running a mouth train in this bitch
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When you are trying to say something fast but the words clump together, becoming incomprehensible
"Hey I was thinking about that time when we were kids and wewenttothepark. Sorry. I get mouth diarrhea."
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that fishy breath you taste after eating out a gross whore.
damn whats that smell? im sorry man courtney gave me a serious case of vag mouth
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The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.
David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.
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