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While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.
Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.
The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.
I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.
We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
When you're doing a chick and she turns the lights off, switches places with your sister, and turns them back on.
Bro I was absolutely RAW-DOGGING this chick, right? Then she gave me the Alabama Switcheroo! Now I'm gonna be a dad and an uncle.
The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.
Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.
When a girl in Alabama sees a guy she finds attractive, wants to fuck but.. hasn't met yet. She walks up to him says "Haayyyyy" spits her Copenhagen out, grabs his dick and sticks her tongue down his throat.
That Auburn cheerleader gave me a very warm Alabama Hello.
A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.
Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”