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FLAX JONES

the best person and is every where and you cant escape it like def

person:damm he so smart

flax jones:indeed its me flaaaax jones

by flax jones October 21, 2020


Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022


Riley James Jones

someone who looks like a dorito and taest like one (I would know)

Riley James Jones

by Jeff5362874 October 22, 2020


Jane jones Jenkins

The best old tiktoker known ever she loves her hubby Dicky and they make such a great couple!!!

Jane Jones Jenkins loves her husband Dicky!

by Clyx December 19, 2023


james jones

eh stupid fat person with a small dick

dude you're so james jones

by goolgoog August 30, 2020

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The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

by MosDef May 25, 2020


Leanna Jones

Dense

‘You don’t want to be a Leanna Jones.’

by uRbAn wItCh October 27, 2020