mickey juice

A hetrosexual males staple diet.

I need a good dose of mickey juice to get me through the day, it makes me feel wonderful., i cant get enough of it. I wish i could buy it at woolworths.

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Juice Hopping

A sexual act where a man drinks a Screwdriver(an Orange Juice and Vodka mix), vomits into the gaping anus of two partners and procedes to dip his penis from one partner's anus to the other for sexual stimulation.

I took those two girls out Juice Hopping last night.

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jilly juice

the opposite of the benefit it gives cure cancer ,nope ,heals limb,lose another one,age longer, age shorter.

dude you got jilly juice

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ass juice

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.

"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank."

"The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting."

See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin

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Lemon juice

Old man cum. Sick bastard.

*grandpa wakes up* AGHHH!!! GOT GADDAMN LEMON JUICE IN MY SLACKS!

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Javion Juice

Javion Juice (Javio Juice) is the code name for semen when you don't want your parents or any other adult to understand what you're talking about.

Be right back bro, i'm gonna let out some Javion juice.

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Grandpa Juice

An assortment of alcoholic old man drinks such as whiskey, scotch, brandy, gin etc mixed together when there is no other alcohol currently available.

"There was no beer left, so we had to resort to Grandpa Juice."

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