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Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.
"Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"
"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing <Goes nuts> OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"
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n; Woolworths, Safeway: "To work for minimum wage", "to get ripped off"
Related words: stingy, dictatorship.
Devo if you had to work till midnight for only $7.50 an hour.
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The poor man's Coles
Murray: "We might have to pop into Woolworths, for some Home Brand delicacies"
Steve: "Fuck no. Let's go to Coles"
Murray: "BUT I ONLY HAVE A DOLLAR"
Steve: "Fair Enough"
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Woolworths meaning 'well worth it' in ye old essexian language.
'I is woolworths innit blood'
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One of the only institutions where it's actually legal to make use of slave labour.
"Whoa! You worked 9 hours on a public holiday at Woolworths! How much did you get paid?"
"Get paid... You mean you're supposed to get paid for these things!"
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A super skinny girl with big blue eyes and brown or usually blonde hair. She is really hyper and is not shy at all. She usually only hangs out with like three or four of her friends. She has many funny qualities but can be mean at times.
Damn look how crazy hailey woolworth is!
holy shit hailey woolworth is halarious
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Someone who has a weak bladder (ie, has to pee more than is normal) is said to have a Woolworths bladder.
It refers to the fact that object bought from Woolworths are often cheap and shoddy.
Person 1: Is he going to the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, he has such a Woolworths bladder.
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