Alaskan Snow Hole

When one shits in the snow, let’s it become an icicle, then fucks themself or someone else with it until it becomes warm shit again.

I shat so much that i had to give James the Alaskan Snow Hole.

Lake Effect Snow

Terrorizing snow, especially if you are from Cleveland, Ohio.

Television: And look for "Lake Effect Snow" late sunday night.

Child: Mom!!! It could be a three day weekend!! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Mom: I know, I hope not...

dick length of snow

Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.

We are expected to get a big dick length of snow tomorrow night.

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Russian Snow Blower

The act of splooging on a womans face while subsiquently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.

Russian Snow Blower

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snow cap

An old preson with gray hair Snow Cap

Any persomn with gray hair is a snow cap.

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snow shower

the act of covering your partner's face in dandruff or peeling sunburn flakes and then coming on said face

joe: man that sunburn on your head is peeling pretty bad

victor: yeah i gave my girl a snow shower last night

joe: thats pretty nasty dude

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Snow Shoe Shrimpin

The sexual act of using a straw to to suck semen out of a partners anus. Then a rough sloppy kiss begins while the load is passed back and forth.

I enjoy long walks of the beach, holding hands, church bingo, and snow shoe shrimpin.

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