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One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.
Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*
The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.
I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.
I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!
I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
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What you say when you stub your toe in front of your mom, and you don't want her to get angry.
Mom: Son, take out the trash!!!
Son: Okay Mom.
Son: *stubs toe*
Son:FFFF-
Mom: *ANGERY STARE*
Son: FRICKER FRACKER CHEESE CRACKER
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hey, lets go out to da rez yo and score us some cracker jack bud
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A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.
Yo dude that High School Jackel Cracker is blowing Tommy all the way back to Alabama! Wait...?
It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two