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unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones
Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"
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When you are sitting down and the fart goes up between your leg and your nut and tickles your leg.
I did one just then and I thought you should know about it
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When you try so hard to squeak out a fart, then unexpectedly anal leakage occurs.
Dude, get a tissue. I just Hershey-ed myself!
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n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.
Her: What the FUCK is that smell?
Him: I farted.
Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.
Him: It definitely was me.
Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*
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during sexual intercourse, the sound caused by air escaping the vagina which was pushed in during penetration repeatedly.
"dude, i pulled out and i heard a vagina fart, laughed my ass off"
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When your hidden stash of weed that you otherwise wouldnt smell suddenly fill the entire room with its potent odor
Dude my mom was in my room the other day looking around on my computer when suddenly i smelt my weed fart.
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Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas.
Man, after all those beans I'm glad that was a dry fart.
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