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When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.
I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!
Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.
She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome
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smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum
Im giving Larry a Dirty Mike Wilson while thinking about Shaquil Oneal
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When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.
Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
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in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment
meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl
Ayo, i meat this dime last night, i took her to the crib and i gave her the mike jones treatment.
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A nickname for the politician Mike Huckabee
Tax Hike Mike raised taxes again.
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