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Your mom getting fucked by 3 dudes
Dude I just had a 4 way traffic jam with your mom.
When a mozzarella stick is used as a phalic object to pack in the goods, then eaten immediately afterwards. Can be accompanied by either ranch dressing or marinara sauce…. Depending on geographic location or preference.
She had no idea why I ordered the extra mozzarella sticks with ranch! POW, Green Bay Log Jam - right to the bearded clam!
The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"
Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.
Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?
Guy: Hells yeah.
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A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.
My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk
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When the female is having anal sex in the cowgirl position. She commences flatulence into gradual deification, as the man is about to climax.
Brandon "Dude! She totally did the New York Traffic Jam on me last night. I still can't get rid of the stain."
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the culest dj out foo. he aint got nobody tellin him wut ta do. he sa fly and sa sexaiii. i wish i was jus like him yknow? he gunna be rippin up da beats for yeers and yeers. and he da smartest mutha fucka wen it coms to evrythin, espesialy trivial pursuit. becuz u no wen he get started on dat, he gon beat yo ass strait up. he da best guy u wil eva meet. he is jus dat great .
Jim Jam the J-man will beet sarahs ass all day in some good trivial pusuit
Jim Jam the J-man is absoloutley dropping these beats on there bak and makin dem sound sick yo... yeah
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Five vehicles waiting at a red light.
I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.