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Paper

Just a piece of paper dunce face, what else would this be? A toy dildo? No

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 03, 2020


Paper

A lot of people think something typed on paper is proof of something.

Fiction books are typed on paper, so something being on paper doesn't make it proof of anything, any more than a cop saying something makes it more true than somebody else. Cops lie all the time court. No matter how believable somebody wants to make something they say sound, being on paper isn't actual proof of anything.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020


paper

some thing you wipe your end with

I use paper to wipe my bum

by Lebas goofy ahhh March 06, 2022


paper

dead trees

child: mommy where does paper come from
Mother: the deatha nd decay of trees falling down burning cutting death

by josh will eat your dog September 27, 2019


Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.

My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.

by TauKitty April 21, 2020


paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.

Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.

by flapjackboy February 19, 2024


rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...

i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.

by ogdajuiceman June 16, 2010