Kevlard

The thick layer of fat underneath the woefully inadequate body armour worn by the average Gravy SEAL. Provides additional protection from imagined 'enemy fire' in the event of the Civil War they fantasize about daily.

Did you see the Kevlard on Bubba over there? That's got to easily be enough to absorb a 30.08.

adverticle

A portmanteau of advert and article.

Man, did you see that adverticle for ROG gaming laptops on PC Mag yesterday? They're such shills.

MAGAlodon

A MAGA hat wearing buffoon, typically in their senior years who is mentally stuck in the 1950s. Can usually be seen riding their Rascal scooters at Trump rallies.

"Those presenters on Fox News are such MAGAlodons."

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cordon noir

The uncanny culinary ability to reduce any dish to a blackened, charred lump.

Billy's mother was an exceptional cordon noir cook. Her ability to turn ordinary food into charcoal was unmatched.