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eight year old

A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.

Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!

by Mr. dickenballs June 27, 2023


Next years

Means see you when I’m famous

See you in the next years

by Ricky Chapstick November 20, 2020


5.7 years

It is the amount of time it takes to get one Shadow Dragon in Anime Defenders if you're unlucky as fuck.
- origin: best, ad wiki admin

"5.7 YEARS TO GET A SHADOW DRAGON? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A STRATEGY GAME NOT A P2W GAME!!"

by XiX_Guernsey_GG July 2, 2024

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2000 years ago

I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...

Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024


Go-And-Play Year

A GAP Year for any stage of your life. Go And Play, live life to the fullest, break away from your normal day. Stray, off the beaten path, and Go And Play.

It’s time for my Go-And-Play Year because I need a break from the every day. I’ll take my GAP Year whenever I want, as never too old to go and play.

by Niciblueyes April 27, 2024


138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.

by gregben September 14, 2023


Tupac year

In honor of Tupac passing at 25. Your 25th birthday is this

I’m celebrating my Tupac year.

by Dragon up May 21, 2022