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A person who is particularly annoying, someone you only talke to because there's nobody else around, and/or someone you only talk to so they don't feel bad.
None of my friends are in my art class, so I talk to Sarah. She's so boring, and such a default friend! I wish you were in that class, insert name of prefered friend
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A friend you get to have sex with, a sexual friend, bootiecall
I'll be your new BF, I make an awesome bed friend<3
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The dreadful (yet metaphorical) place where a lady that takes a man's fancy resides when he forgets to kiss her goodbye after a date, or generally behaves in a way that will prevent said female from ever jumping into bed with him. Tell tale signs include introductions as 'some guy,' and gagging gestures whenever he tries to flirt.
To the average male, it is slightly worse the seventh circle of hell.
Dave: I think i've found myself a lovely, sexy, hot, female 'friend.' FUCK!
Andy: Why don't you just rag the shit out of her?
Dave: We're in the friend trench.
Andy: Ouch.
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The term a Guy or Girl uses when rejected by someone they fancie/like/love etc... Generally used to obtain sympathy.
The notion in its self was probably conceived by someone wallowing in self pity after being "nice" didn't get them sex (which undermines the point of been nice) they also see people succesfull at getting relationships with women as "Jerks" etc... when in fact they are just jealous.
Being nice to a girl doesn't mean they owe you sex, and if that's all you want from them then your not the "nice guy" your in fact a "Jerk"
The girl/boy isn't "using you" when in the friend zone. you are free to leave whenever you want but they probably do stuff for you to that you don't notice seen as your so obsessed with having sex with them like help cheer you up when your down, they might do you a favor every now and then like any other friend of the same sex.
If some other person gets the one you like don't think you are the only person that has true feelings for them. your feelings are no different than anyone elses
There is probably people you have freind zoned so dont act so innocent either
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friend that you never see, never talk too, possibly never meet, but happy to email or chat too only
You: have you heard from so&so?
Me: yeah - on email
You: Just virtual friends now?
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Best friend, also known as hetero life mate in a non-homosexual way. Best friends share anything and everything; they have no secrets from each other. A best friend will joke you, piss you off, and make you cry; but at the end of the day they're always your "person". They're number one in your life, despite significant others and family. Hell, they ARE your family. Despite whatever fuck-ups they make, you still have to love them cause there's no way you couldn't. With a best friend, you become pyschic. You finish each others sentences, think about calling the person right as they're calling you, say the same thing at the same time all the time, and walk in step...even when you try to not walk in step on purpose. A best friend is your other half.
Every weekend, best friends Katie and Calyx had something planned; they were attached at the hip & inseparable.
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Chris Rock once said something like :--
You know one cool thing about women, women get to have platonic friends. "He's my pal, he's my bud, he's my pla-ton-ic friend...I love him like a brother, he's my bud, my platonic friennd."
Men don't have platonic friends. We just have women we haven't fucked -yet-..."as soon as I figure this out, I'm in there!".
I mean, we got some platonic friends, we go "Oh no I got some but they all by accident - every platonic friend i got is some women I was trying to fuck, i made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone - Oh No! I'm in the Friend Zone!".
"you're really great, you're just such a good friend" and a million derivatives there of. Most likely being said around the globe as you read this.
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