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Stuff like fiction, pictures, advertisement, etc. that is designed for the sole purpose of pushing emotional buttons, hard. Plausibility and/or balance are disregarded.
Enjoying emo porn does not mean that one believes it to be realistic.
Certain story lines or clichés can function like fetishes, i.e. they work for you or not, and who knows why.
i know that movie plot was ridiculous and implausible, but I needed some emo porn.
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When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation
I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.
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A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV
"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies
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The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.
Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.
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When a man exits a women's house in the time between ejacutlation and clean up
As I was walking into her house I notice her bedroom window was on the first floor and was a perfect opportunity to Jason Porn her
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Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money
Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants
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Mail catalogs with absolutely gorgeous photos of roses to seduce you into buying the rose bush, which when it blooms, barely resembles the picture.
There is nothing like rose porn in the middle of winter.
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