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Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
A piece of cloth-like paper with mostly 100-500 pieces of paper to wipe your booty and your ¥
I used toilet paper to wipe me booty hole
An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.
A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper gives me an itchy ass
A toilet similar to skibity toilet but this one fucks your butt, like hella crazy anal. Freaky toilet is a skibidi rizzler that rapes your butthole in a good way
Don’t let the Freaky toilet get you