A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.
Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.
It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".
Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.
An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat
guy 2: cold toilet seat.
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
Offensive word in Scottish slang.
You are a pure toilet roll, boggin Allan.