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Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO June 8, 2011


Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".

Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.

by ccphater10 September 29, 2021


Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023


toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

by u shit fuck January 4, 2012


cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.

guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023


Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024


Toilet Roll

Offensive word in Scottish slang.

You are a pure toilet roll, boggin Allan.

by Petunia Highhorse June 8, 2024