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Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!
An orange cylinder and ironic meme. First used in an anonymous Facebook post by Special Meme Fresh
Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..