A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.
-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
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Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,
Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom
a xmm that vapes and has an android phone
“ hey who’s that xmm ah ? “
“ that’s qi man LOL “
very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.
That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.
A bored redneck from Bristol, TN
There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
Unintended leakage from the sides of the mouth when consuming to much of any liquid food
Dude Jeff went to town on the clam chowder at lunch and had a full food-man-choo. . I didn't tell him