fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

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freezer brain

A sharp, icepick like pain in the middle of your forehead after consuming a cold beverage too quickly.

"Oh, oh! I drank that smoothie way too quick! Freezer brain!"

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motor brain

the result after being in a very fast car/truck/suv, speed boat, or any other fast traveling vehicle.

Man, after being on that speed boat, I've got motor brain!

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Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.

Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.

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Brain leech

When you forget about stuff.

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.

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Brain Dead

Henry and Sharp on discord.. here is their discord Sharp#6900 and savage-pinecone#1174 they are utterly retarded

Henry and sharp are quite literally the most brain dead people ever.

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video-brain

One who is obsessed with video games. ie a "video junkie"

Person A: "I eat, sleep and breath Metroid! I just can't get enough of Samus Aran!! Do you have any Metroid games?? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya??!"

Person B: "You are such a video-brain!"

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