3:30

you did not sleep well out of sorrow and excitement and decided to prepare breakfast

then you realise its only 3:30 and he's asleep. you are really happy to see him in a peaceful state but have to wake him because the eggs are getting cold.
"hey, booboo, hey, wake up, honey, you have to eat my eggs now, booboo?"

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3OH!3

3OH!3 is the best band ever, consisting of sean foreman and nathaniel motte. its a hip hop and electronic band, named after denver's area code, 303. they're from boulder colorado and they met at the university of denver.

they have two albums: self-titled "3OH!3" and "Want." "3OH!3" was self- released. 3OH!3 signed with Photo Finish Records for "Want."

their most famous most famous song, Don't Trust Me, is absolutely amazing!! both that and another of their songs, Starstrukk, have been featured on MTV's The Hills.

3OH!3 usually uses skits and costumes during their live concerts, and are known for giving amazing live performances. 3OH!3 was in Warped Tour 2008 and is currently on tour in the United States.

person: hey have you heard of the band 3OH!3?
rachael: uhhh yeahhh!! its only the best band ever!!! sean foreman is super sexy too.
person: ohh yeaaaaa

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Halo 3

A shitty game made by Bungie and Macrosoft, it, like it's predecessor, is still raped the shit out of by Half life 2 both graphically and gameplay wise, not to mention it is way inferior to HL2 in physics. While Halo 3 is obviously a mediocre game, teenagers and faggots who claim "BUT A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD DON'T FEEL LIKE A REAL GUN" and will never hope to play a decent game seem to spooge over it consistently.

Yes, I know this comparison is flawed in that Half Life 2 doesn't have multiplayer, but what about CS:S and Team Fortress 2? Basically, if you had to choose between Halo 3 or The Orange Box, I hope to god you chose the latter, for the sake of your soul.

Faggot: Hey man, want to go play Halo 3 over at my house?

Reasonable middle class male: Nah, I'm going to go enjoy a 4 year old game called half life 2, and follow that up with great episodic content and my choice out of hundreds of mods.

Faggot: But it doesn't have multiplayer!! D:

Reasonable middle class male: Oh, I'm sorry, I got Team Fortress 2 along with Half Life and 3 other games for cheaper than Halo 3. You should look into it.

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3-D

The 3-D, commonly reffered to as the "triple D" or "3 dimensional date". This is a term used when trying to get with a girl.

3-D consists of:

1. Dinner
2. Date (dinner could be date or a movie, ect)
3. Dickwet

that's all you need with a girl.

Also... The first 2 D's are "optional".

"yo Joey what's goin on tonight bro?"

"3-D baby!"

"word, tell me how the 3rd D goes!"

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p^3

p^3 or p cubed is code for getting high. this was started when two girls were going to get high and they said that in order to have a Party they needed Pot and Pop. so the two of them laughed and used P^3 as a code when the two of them wanted to get high. so the three P's in P cubed are Pot, Party, and Pop

hey buddy, wanna get P^3 tonight?

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oct 3

The third day of Coctober - when your dick get erect and everyone elses does too, but nobody says anything about it until they do P-P Time.

Dude one - Guys its oct 3!
Other dudes - looks at each other’s crotches but doesnt have to say opanything because its Cocktober

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Stall 3

A massive shit that is released most prominently in the boy's bathroom/locker room, that is larger in diameter than length, showing signs of an extremley loose "o-ring" or anal cavity.

Mark Atwood AKA loose o-ring Atwood is infamous for his stall 3's in which is he tortured for by Ryan Carter.

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