cocktober

⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭

Ashley: you ready for cocktober? get your freaky freaky on!
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.

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cocktober

cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.

“hey betty how are u doing at cocktober?”

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cocktober

The month of October, as renamed by the Spice Channel, xtube, and various other porn resources.

See all your favorites sucking and fucking every day, $35 an hour, only for the month of Cocktober.

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Cocktober

The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay 😏

Guy 1: im so horny

Guy 2: good thing it’s Cocktober 😏

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Cocktober

During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight

Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"

Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"

Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"

Dude 2: "Oh, right"

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Cocktober

The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.

"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"

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Cocktober

The month dedicated to being sus with the homies

Bro it’s cocktober I ain’t gay tho

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