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n. A penis that does not curve to one side, particularly in its erect state. Not to be confused with straight shooter.
Juan's 9-incher was even more impresive because it was a perfect straight shot.
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A made up sexual orientation. People who identify by it define the "sexuality" as only being attracted to cis people of the opposite sex. It's a way for people to justify their transphobia.
For people who don't understand why it's bad:
1. You can't "make up" a sexual orientation.
2. People that "identify" as super straight say that they're only attracted to cis women because they're the "real women". That's just so obviously transphobic.
3. A persons chromosomes aren't something that you can see. When you meet someone for the first time, you can't tell just by looking at them what their chromosomes are. So as having a crush on or being attracted to someone isn't a choice you consciously make, whether you're attracted to someone or not can't be affected by something you can't see or know about (unless they tell you).
Further explanation:
Saying you're not attracted to someone just because of their chromosomes is the same and just as ridiculous as saying that you're not attracted to someone because they don't have two kidneys. You can't tell just from looking at someone the numbers of kidneys they have so it can't affect whether you're attracted to them or not.
John: *is straight*
Stephanie: Hey, would you date a trans girl?
John: No because I'm super straight. I'm only attracted to girls with two x chromosomes.
Stephanie: That's transphobic
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meaning you get no bitches and you’re a virgin.
Person 1: I’m super straight!!!
Person 2: Oh, you get no bitches?
Person 1: Yeah !!!
Carl is super straight. He gets no bitches and he’s a virgin.
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a person that says they identify as “super straight” is somebody who is too scared to come out as a raging homosexual. Often people who identify with this are also bottoms. flag- 🟧⬛️
“I heard Mark say he was super straight”
“oh we should congratulate him on coming out”
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A invalid “sexuality” used by people who want to blame their transphobia on A sexuality that just does not exist...
Man 1: I only date ppl who are born a woman
Man 2: so you would date a trans man? They are born a woman
Man 1: oh Shit you are sight I’m just dumb and transphobic
Man2: General preferences are OK but to say a woman isn’t a real woman because she is trans is transphobic. Super straight is a term used by asshole you are just transphobic
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This requires a male and a female. The female lays on her side and lifts her leg while the male forces one testicle in her vagina and one in her asshole then proceeds to thrust back and forth While she gives him a handy until both parties are about to finish. Once youre there you throat kick the female off the bed and cum on her face screaming cum beats scissors.
Bro I met this girl Alexa and she let me do the straight scissors to her
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A lifestyle choice in which you choose not to drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes or any recreational drug use. It may also include the neglect of caffiene and one night stands. Straight Edgers are usually known to wear a large black X on the backs of their hands to symbolise this.
The term was coined by the Punk band ''Minor Threat'' with their song ''Straight Edge''.
I don't have a lighter - I'm straight edge.
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