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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 10, 2020


Chinese chasing

The acting of romantically pursuing someone of asian background.

Man, he really loves them Japanese girls. He be straight up chinese chasing after them all day.

by GeezThisGuy June 27, 2012


Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.

Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”

by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021


Chinese Cocky Bomb

Traditional name for the flaming bag of poop prank.

Last night Mr. Jones fell victim to a Chinese cocky bomb.

by fatallymauled September 16, 2021


Chinese butthole torture

Chinese butthole torture) is a circular usually black with spikes around it.. they stick on to someone’s butthole just to torture them.. or most often they are forced but that is not science and do not look this up on the internet other than here because you will get Chinese Anal porn)

That Chinese butthole torture got stuck in my ass! And it hurts!

by Shartypantsilovefarts January 4, 2022


chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)

a friendlier way to say the bombing of chongqing in ww2

person 1: i am real concerned about the chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)
person 2: bro stop
person 1: arlyn
person 3: i think they are going after the whitehouse next

by copez April 27, 2024


Chinese Hacker

Lmfao, Lmbao, and Lmao

Guy 1: omg the british secret service finally caught that family of chinese hackers
Guy 2: lm(f)(b)ao

by itnen May 25, 2023