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Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
A dust collector is a person who has no purpose or meaning in life, and simply sits around and quote-on-quote “collects dust”
I myself feel like a complete waste and dust collector.
when a lady farts and it travels up the front
I was in a meeting and I farted but I ended up dusting the entertainment center....thankfully it was silent and not deadly!
When someone is absolute dogshit.
Jack is dust at bowling. He can’t hit more than three pins.
Typically used with "so" beforehand (e.g. "so dust").
1. Below a quality standard to such a degree that the benefits/good qualities are negligible.
2. Unpleasant; poor taste.
3. Bad at a certain activity.
1. Yeah I'm hungry but this cold pizza is so dust.
2. Clubbing on a Tuesday night is so dust.
3. You're so dust I'm never playing Fort with you again.
A verb common in Canadian slang that is commonly used to describe someone sustaining injury, but can be extended to objects being damaged or even food items being consumed with particular ferocity.
Example 1:
Paul: Hey did you hear what happened to Jeff at the party last night?
Greg: No what happened?
Paul: Aw man he dusted his fucken knee trying to jump into the pool off the roof.
Example 2:
Paul: Ah fuck I dropped my phone.
Greg: You dusted the screen buddy....
Paul: FUCK
Example 3:
Greg: Holy hell Paul did you dust that entire bag of chips already?
Paul: Don't judge me Greg.