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a tv programme on good food about a guy who eats stuff, it's cool
guy who eats stuff: this is man v. food
guy who cooks food: i bet you can't eat 15 pounds of meat
guy who eats stuff: yeah I can
guy who cooks food: do it then
guy who eats stuff: aaaaargh! I'm too full, but there is only one bite left...
guy who cooks food: You did it!!!
guy who eats stuff: In this battle of man v. food
MAN WON!!!!!!
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When you've dropped some food or sweets on the floor and you still want to eat it. Blowing off lint and stating 'Gods food' makes it safe to eat. Similar to five second rule.
Ah, I've dropped my hotdog.
*Picks it up and blows off invisabugs and lint*
Gods food!!!
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Food that you accidentally swallow whole, like a pill.
(Two friends laughing, friend #1 is eating)
Friend#1: (gulp!) *cough-cough*
Friend#2: Haha..hehe, hey man, you okay?
Friend #1 Ergh!..*cough* hehe, I'm fine, just swallowed a food pill heheehe =
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At the carnival, we were all trying to avoid the piles of used food all over the walkway near the thrill rides.
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quoted from Shelter "I'm totally borrowing "low-carb fag food"
Love the jars and lids with tons of info and the sauces are soooo FABULOUS tasting...yup I said it here... fag food for your F.A.G Kitchen pantry!!
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Going to different student organizations, get togethers, etc. for the sole purpose of eating free meals and appetizers?
"Hey George, are you coming to study chem at the library"
"Just a minute, I haven't had lunch yet. I'm gonna go food mining in the student union for a bit"
"Oh dawg I'm coming!"
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devil food is a phrase to describe food that someone doesn't like, it is so bad that only the devil could have invented it.
Many people don't like marmite, you either love it or hate it. if you don't like it you would describe it as your devil food and say it is so horrible that only the devil could have invented it
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