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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
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A person who is obsessed with freedom of speech and will flaunt it in any way possible, yet ironically knows very little about the concept. In effect, someone who constantly tries to excuse douchebaggery by hiding behind their highly flawed understanding of free speech. Essentially they are like SJWs except their crusade centres around a warped view of free speech (instead of social justice) and their views tend to be right wing.
Free speech warriors tend to understand "freedom of speech" as "the obligation for others to listen to what I say and not be offended by or criticize it, except when I find it objectionable". Anyone who criticizes, takes offense or otherwise takes exception to speech that they don't personally feel affected by is engaging in "censorship" and hates free speech.
In practise, however, a free speech warrior often only cares about free speech when it agrees with them or if it doesn't affect them, and their defense of free speech may break down when met with opinions that they find to be highly objectionable. They will throw their crusade for free speech out the window and advocate or condone what they previously considered censorship for these views. They may even falsely invoke well-accepted exceptions (ex. inciting violence) to free speech when this happens.
Black woman: "Wow, someone called me a nigger bitch cunt. I don't want to talk to them anymore."
Free speech warrior: "Why? Do you not think he has the right to dissenting opinions? You must hate freedom!"
*On an online game*
Free speech warrior: "Gamer #1, you're a cocksucker and I hope you die a horrible death!"
Gamer: "Yeah, if you're going to keep being an asshole I'm just going to walk away."
Free speech warrior: "I have the right to be an asshole because it's in the First Amendment. Do you have a problem with that?"
Gamer: "I don't want to talk to you anymore." *hits mute and block*
Free speech warrior: "That gamer hates free speech. They're a commie marxist totalitarian who loves censorship!"
Forum user: "Wow, there are a bunch of trolls, flamers, shitposts and spammers in this forum. Can the mods please clean this place up?"
Free speech warrior: "You don't believe in free speech. FIRST AMENDMENT BITCHEZ!"
Headline 1: Holocaust supporter banned from speaking at University.
Free speech warrior: "That university is a leftist indoctrination school that hates free speech and dissenting opinions!"
Headline 2: Person who agrees with feminism banned from speaking at University
Free speech warrior: "Hooray! Good on them for not allowing commie brainwashing feminazi free speech hating cucks to speak! Freedom of speech is alive and well!"
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A forum where countless people come to bitch, complain, and talk about games and other stuff (runescape, or "runecrack" mostly). This site features many different personas. The site features a lazy ass admin that doesn't seem to like to change the forum in anyway. But the forum is sometimes a nice place.
The forum has declined through most og its history though.
Damn my day was suck, Im going to go to Free games forum (FGF) and tell them.
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An unrelated comment to a status or post on social networking site.
If you are not part of the joke, please keep your context-free grammar to yourself.
1) To the Radical, disgruntled individual- this defines a "Free Kills", little to NO resistance area, for a maximum head count.
2) A place where the Law Abiding Citizen is not allowed to protect themself against an ARMED assailant. Because LAWS only work on law abiding citizens, not mental basket cases, Religious Radicals and criminals.
MANIFESTO- "The Cleaner"
" I am going to go into ____________, where it is a listed "Gun-Free Zone," I will get more kills for the cause than ________ did, and might get on the front page of TIME magazine. (Scenario)
Free finger february is for the girls, basically meaning no fingering your self for the whole month of february.
hey guys did y’all hear about Free Finger February, because i already failed
just like no nut november, but for women, they don't finger themselves for a whole month.
Hey, it's finger free february soon, are you ready to go a whole month without fingering yourself?