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Frog Hands

When one ejaculates in someone’s hand and the cum connects to each finger like it’s webbed frog legs

Last night she jacked me off and I came in her hand and totally gave her frog hands.

by Edgy77 January 21, 2018

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Hand-cano

The act of male masterbation, in which the semen flows like goo out of the tip, thus making it appear as if a volcano erupted onto ones hand. Can also be used as an insult.

"Man, I was tugging one out last night when to my demise, it ended in a hand-cano!"

Insult: " Oh man that kid Tyler? He can go hand-cano himself he's a real bitch."

by DrTeabagPHD September 19, 2010

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Hand Diaper

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

by the2ndflood September 22, 2007

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beatabitch hands

big hands or fists, long or fat fingers

person 1 : damn u got big hands
person 2: yup beatabitch hands nigga

by fat skeleton man November 18, 2007

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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel

Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.

by AyCowboy June 9, 2014

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Hand Pies

To roll up semen and feces for skat edible play.

His hand pies were a work of art in the bedroom.

by marcopollo May 10, 2015

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Hand brake

In football, play less than to one's potential, due to self inflicted obstacles. Be less free and flowing than usual, due to some psychological block.
Term introduced, and used constantly, by Arsenal's manager Arsene Wenger (who also introduced several other terms, as "footballistically", and others.

"I believe in the first half we were not sharp enough, we played a lil bit wiz de hand brake, and we didn't create many chances".

by yuviken February 23, 2013

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