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when consuming too much special k (ketamine)...you fall into this thing where your awake and know whats going on but cant move or do anything...it can last from 5 min-2 hrs
yoo i did like 4 jars last night i couldnt move for like an hour...k-holes suck
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Some men, hereto referred to as fags, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. Fags have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. These fags will sit in even groups, usually four fags is ideal. They sit across from one another and try to ejaculate into the gauged ear of the fag sitting across from them. If they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it's a hole in one! Some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.
Joe: Hey...Carl, so nice to see you.
Carl: what's up man? Hey, do you see those fags over there with the gauged earrings?
Joe: yea man, what the hell? I bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.
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1) Something said when an explosion is imminent.
2) Something said when an ass explosion is imminent (usually one of those pre-shit ones that smell like rotting dead people.)
1) "Fire in the Hole!" **BOOM!!**
2) "Fire in the Hole!"
"Oh, sweet holy Christ what is that smell?"
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When a guy is having sex with a girl and about to finish, he pulls out and quickly stabs her in the stomach and/or rib cage. The guy then inserts his penis and finishes into said hole. To be a true devil's hole, the guy cannot be wearing protection. Bonus points ARE awarded for finishing into any vital organ. The devil's hole is considered the greatest finishing move of all time, and successfully devil's holing your way into someone's heart will result in eternal wealth and happiness. Gay men CAN devil's hole, because... Well, fuck it, if you're devils holing then you're probably already going to hell anyway
Dude1:I think I'm gonna bang my girl tonight!
Dude 2: devil's hole her or you're officially a pussy ass bitch
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When you take a shit in the toilet (typically large), and the shit, upon impact, makes the water in the toilet bounce up and go into your ass hole. There is nothing you can do about a hosed hole, though, because usually the water is too far up your asshole to reach with toilet paper. After this, your ass hole will feel wet and uncomfortable. A hosed hole can last up to 2 days.
Man, yesterday, I was taking a shit, and I got a hosed hole. It still feels weird!
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another way of saying asshole, often applied to a golf player when that player is a sore loser.
Person 1: Dude, you lost. Accept it, ace-hole.
Person 2: Fuck you!
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When a sex partner agrees to put anything in there asshole that's called a nugget hole.
Will you put this bowling ball in your nugget hole for me?
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