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The most feared commonity known to man. Able to crash a human skull with ease due to the fact that it's an ANVIL MADE OUT OF ICE. There's no hope to stop Ice Anvil, it will surely rule us all one day.
As Mary looked up towards the sky to admire the noon day sun, ICE ANVIL dropped on her head, killing her instantly. 'Twas was a lovely day that day, though.
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1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.
"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"
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Being incredibly smooth with words. more often than not pickup lines.
Omg shes like black ice
How
She asked me for help on a math problem
so...?
then she asked for my number.
holy shit dude
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When you are about to ejaculatate you fully submerge your ball sack into ice cold water.
I tried tea bagging last night," you should try ice tea, it's the same but with cold water when you are about to cum"
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to violently shove a "monkey" and "chicken wings" in your eye socket while geting a lumpkin (lumpkin- to get head while taking a shit)
"dude i totally ice bagged myself last tuesday"
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Bored, stuck in random spot on internet. Without ideas or places to go, last resort.
Jimmy was so ice locked, he gave up on the internet.
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Being slick and cool at the same time
"The girls walk on ice 'cuz they are so popular."
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