Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out
"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"
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A short little shot who thinks he’s hard
Jimmy preece likes saying “that’s child abuse”
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
When you’re getting a tattoo and you pay for it by giving a handjob while you’re getting tattooed..
I got a lot of Jimmy riggin to do for this chest piece!
You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny
*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss
Get me the jimmy on a stick for the visitation tonight