waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out

"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"

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Jimmy preece

A short little shot who thinks he’s hard

Jimmy preece likes saying “that’s child abuse”

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

Jimmy Riggin

When you’re getting a tattoo and you pay for it by giving a handjob while you’re getting tattooed..

I got a lot of Jimmy riggin to do for this chest piece!

Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

jimmy on a stick

Jesus on a wooden cross

Get me the jimmy on a stick for the visitation tonight

jimmy owens

The master art of tea bagging

We pulled a jimmy owens on your mom last night