River Job

When a mans nut is transfered from one asshole to another with ones mouth.

Jim river jobbed me last night, it was weird.

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Squirrel-Job

The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.

Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.

The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.

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Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

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Hack Job

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.

Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.

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Cinema-Job

Getting a blow job in a movie theater

Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."

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Scran Job

The act of getting a hand job, while taking a shit in a girl's mouth

Last weekend I got a scran job!

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Grape Job

When a girl or boy stuffs their mouth and nose with grapes, and proceeds to give head to someone while having grapes in their mouth and nose to stimulate the receiving party.

One can give themselves a Grape Job, this would require them to remove a rib though.

She's a freak! She wanted to give me a grape job

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