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A vacuum used to stimulate ones doot.
Bethany bought herself a new doot machine.
Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".
"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."
A blanket imbued with powers of imagination. Allows possessor to travel to any area outside of nursery without physically leaving that location. Users of this machine are often socially awkward and lack athletic prowess.
The small Asian boy used the Majee Machine to transport himself to the Barren Wasteland of Kluthu Manrak.
A successful multi-genre music artist that people are too blinded by blind hate to witness his success and talent
Machine Gun Kelly sold out another concert this weekend
that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,
he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get
MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no
The cutest angel on earth💗
He's Machine Gun Kelly...
When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips
I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it