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Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.
Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2
Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE
A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.
I can barely move in this sardine machine.
I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
When someone has an enormous penis
Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!
When someone has a big dick
Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
The fighting machine (also known as a "Martian Tripod") is one of the fictional machines used by the Martians in H. G. Wells' 1898 classic science fiction novel The War of the Worlds. In the novel, it is a fast-moving three-legged walker reported to be 100 feet (30 meters) tall with multiple, whip-like tentacles used for grasping, and two lethal weapons: the Heat-Ray and a gun-like tube used for discharging canisters of a poisonous chemical black smoke that kills everything. It is the primary machine the Martians use when they invade Earth, along with the handling machine, the flying machine, and the embankment machine.
"its another one of those fighting machine's!-" *gets turned into human ash"
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"Fuck you washing machine cunt"
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When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"
"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."