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a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.
aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.
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A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.
Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...
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a chinese faggot that sucks a lot of big cock to make for his small cock.
that chinese faggot must a be a mike tran
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1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker. Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson
Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson
Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
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the phonetic alphabet for FML...or fuck my life
used in a sentence: Foxtrot Mike Lima! my cat just died.
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When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.
Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”
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The worst character in stranger things who should die and dosent deserve life
You: mike wheeler is the best character in stranger things.”
Me:you do not deserve to live, you were a mistake.”
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